Please welcome the most iconic Juror in this damn game: ME!!!!

Hello, Hello, Hello! I'm here to get some dirt on you THREE whores as to why I should put your name on my parchment TONOIGHT!!!!!!!!'

JK, Congrats on the three of you making it this far yada yada yada that's not why we Are HERE!!! We are here to get buy the shit as to why you should win and if I'm being honest, 2 of you would be deserving winners in my book one of you...

Let's start with the one whose game was nonexistent: CECIL

If I had to describe your in a gif, it'd be that one because that's literally what it felt like watching your game was like... getting a faceful of pyrotechnics blown up in my face. Like sure you're there and you might a couple votes because there are people who are bitter as fuck for no fucking reason (LOOKS DIRECTLY AT AJ) and that's fine, just know should you win that win is a total sham...

NEXT UP: JENNA!!!

*that's you showing what brings the boys to the yard

I actually love and adore you so much more after this experience especially after your video, you are just so precious!!!

*Me at your iconicness

Anyways, I'm not here to be face deep in ass but I had to say that. I'm telling you right now AJ is phoney as hell like he said that your speech touched him and that was gonna make his decision harder to make but real talk... he voted Cecil cause he's bitter af about people outplaying him. The part about it touching him could be true but the part vote was total bullshit (ALSO, SORA YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GIVE ME THE GONE GIRL MONOLOGUE! BITCH, WHAT'S GOOD?). I think you played the most well-rounded game here and I feel like if you don't win and Cecil does I will feel disgusted because he doesn't deserve it. ummm yeah I think that about covers it-- OH NO WAIT! Jenna, you're down as fuck and you're a total G!

Last but not least: PAULETTA -- I mean RIMA -- I MEAN TYLER!!!

*THAT WAS ME AFTER YOU BLINDSIDED ME YOU WHORE

I came into this game being your RIDE OR DIE, I WAS LOYAL THAT'S WHAT WE SAID FROM THE BEGINNING!!!! But then you turned fake on me Rima, YOU TURNED FAKE AS FUCK ON MY ASS AND BOOTED ME RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING DOOR LIKE I WAS A DAMN ANIMAL... you did that to me after I did EVERYTHING I COULD TO KEEP YOU HERE. That was a real shitty way to say thank you to me when you were supposed to have my back...

WHIT THAT, I HAVE SAID MY PEACE AND I CALLED OUT THE PEOPLE (PERSON) THAT NEEDED TO GET CALLED OUT AND I GOT TO SHOW MY ARRAY OF GIFATRY TO THE WORLD!!!!

GOODNIGHT!!

EDIT!: ME WHEN I FORGET TO ASK A QUESTION:

CECIL: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A SHAMMY WINNER?

JENNA: CAN WE BE HOMIES AFTER THIS CAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME AF!!

SATAN: DESCRIBE THE JURY AS WWE WRESTLERS! GO!